Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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