Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
They are going to name an STD after you.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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