I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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