on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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