Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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