oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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