My room smells like vodka and shame
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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