there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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