This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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