My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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