Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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