we have officially lost it.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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