butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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