Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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