Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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