Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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