Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
soo... how was my night?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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