it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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