im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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