I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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