Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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