wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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