Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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