No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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