I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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