Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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