why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
did i walk over a car last night?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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