WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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