Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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