just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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