So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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