Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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