I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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