Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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