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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
as a side note pls kill me
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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