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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  eww mummy girl is here...

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night

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• (619): View more from California

  you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  We're going to party like we don't have spanx on

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.

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• (209): View more from California

  A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.

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