This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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