because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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