we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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