you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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