just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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