my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
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I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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