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• (954): View more from Florida

  When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.

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  RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND

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• (818): View more from California

  why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.

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  On my way

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type

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