you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?