Apparently you make a good broom.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."