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(904): View more from Florida

I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.

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(614): View more from Ohio

i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...

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(925): View more from California

He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now

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(630): View more from Illinois

We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning

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(310): View more from California

You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.

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(928): View more from Arizona

We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.

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