Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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