I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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