I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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