We won't sleep together?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
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I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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