Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
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A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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