help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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