At least make sure they are 18
Why
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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