Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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