The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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