I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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