well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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