i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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