Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Just pee around me
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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