The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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