if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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