you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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