ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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