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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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