O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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