Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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